The Hamstring Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
VanSumeren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.