The Late Scratch Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.