The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- VanSumeren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
VanSumeren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.