The Committee Backfield Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows VanSumeren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
VanSumeren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.