The Hamstring Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over VanSumeren's stadium. Only over VanSumeren.
- VanSumeren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
VanSumeren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.