The Garbage-Time Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The team goes up 21 early and VanSumeren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
VanSumeren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.