The Garbage-Time Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- VanSumeren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
VanSumeren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.