The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.