The Hamstring Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- VanSumeren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
VanSumeren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.