The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
VanSumeren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.