The Late Scratch Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- VanSumeren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.