The Stuffed Run Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and VanSumeren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- VanSumeren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
VanSumeren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.