The Stuffed Run Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“Coach says VanSumeren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
72%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.