The Committee Backfield Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- VanSumeren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
VanSumeren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.