The Stuffed Run Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
77%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
VanSumeren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.