The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- VanSumeren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.