The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases VanSumeren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- VanSumeren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take VanSumeren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.