The Committee Backfield Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- VanSumeren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.