The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over VanSumeren's stadium. Only over VanSumeren.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
VanSumeren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.