The Stuffed Run Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows VanSumeren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- VanSumeren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
89%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
VanSumeren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.