The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- VanSumeren's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
VanSumeren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.