The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows VanSumeren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take VanSumeren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.