The Snap Count Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- VanSumeren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
VanSumeren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.