The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“Ref: "Number VanSumeren, that's a flag." VanSumeren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over VanSumeren's stadium. Only over VanSumeren.
87%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
VanSumeren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.