The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number VanSumeren, that's a flag." VanSumeren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
VanSumeren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.