The Late Scratch Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Tuten gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.