The Committee Backfield Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Tuten gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.