The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.