The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Tuten finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Tuten scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.