The Hamstring Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Tuten will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.