The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Tuten scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tuten, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.