The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.