The Garbage-Time Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Tuten's stadium. Only over Tuten.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tuten, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.