The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Tuten gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Tuten runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tuten, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.