The Phantom Flag Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Tuten sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.