The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Tuten breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.