The Phantom Flag Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tuten's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.