The Snap Count Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.