The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Tuten breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
77%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tuten's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.