The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Tuten scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.