The Hamstring Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Tuten's stadium. Only over Tuten.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.