The Fumble Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Tuten gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.