The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Tuten rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tuten drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.