The Late Scratch Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tuten's stadium. Only over Tuten.
- Tuten runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.