The Phantom Flag Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Tuten gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Tuten gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
74%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tuten's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.