The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Tuten gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tuten drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.