The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Tuten is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.