The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
81%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tuten's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.