The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Tuten gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tuten's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.