The Hamstring Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tuten drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.